♪ Bah humbug, now that's too strong Cause it is my favorite holiday But all this year's been a busy blur Don't think I have the energy To add to my already bad brush Just cause it's tis the season The perfect gift for me Would be completions and connections Like from that weird ski Shopping counter Most interesting Had his number but never the time Most of 81 passed along those lines So deck those halls, trim those trees Raise up cups of Christmas cheer I just need to catch my breath Christmas by myself this year ♪ County picture, frozen landscape Chilled this room for 24 days Evergreens, sparkling snow Get this winter over with Flashback to spring, time is long again Would have been good to go for a lunch Couldn't agree, we're both free We tried, we said we'd keep in touch Didn't of course until summertime Out to the beach, two spoke Could have joined him, no This time it was me Some burn in the third degree Now the calendar's just one page And of course I am excited Tonight's the night, better set my mind Not to do much about it Christmas is over Oh no you don't ♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas But I think I'll miss this one this year Hard to dash in through the snow Cause I bundled up too tight Last minute, have to juice A few cards, a few calls Because it's R-S-B-E No thanks, no party lights It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax Turn down all of my invites Turn down all of my invites Last fall I had a night of myself Same guy called, Halloween Party Waited all night for him to show This time his card wouldn't go I'm sorry! Red and gold and skinny late Trudge on home to celebrate In a quiet way, unwind Doing Christmas right this time ♪ He has provided me with the world's smallest turkey Already in the oven, nice and hot Oh damn, guess what I forgot! So on with the boots, back out in the snow To the only all-night grocery When once my wandering eyes should appear In the line is the guy I've been chasing all year I'm spending this one alone He said Need a break, this year's been crazy I said me too, but why are you? You mean you forgot cranberries too? Then said me, we laughed a lot But onto what was happening That Christmas magic's brought this tale To a very happy ending Merry Christmas, honey Merry Christmas, baby Here it comes! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Could get missed this one this year Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year Merry Christmas, merry Christmas Couldn't miss this one this year Cool!