Oh God, whoa Lookin' at your last text Damn, did you even really mean it? Did you even look through it? Did you even read it? What? I've been breakin' up with girls since I was 15 It's the only thing that hasn't got easier A rubber is the only thing that ever came between us Goddamn, now I look at everything in between us I mean, I'm sayin' I got more liquor, more ladies More drugs and no cases With jobs and no babies I hope no phone's tapin' If so, you gon' hate me When you see me standin' on the couches Turnin' clubs into houses Water to champagne fountains Turn flat chests into mountains And ooh, I love that ass But I hate that fuckin' outfit I'm takin' off her blouses While she takin' off my trousers That's just a couple more problems To add to the couple's counseling Oh God, open that shit wide Let me see how big your mouth is Let me see how big your mouth is Goin' hard till I OD I'm the newest version of the old me All my exes are old me Wishin' they could exit old me I'm on the edge and I'm hangin' all off On the ledge and we danglin' off And if I let go, I won't fall off If we set it, when the date, don't call off Bartender, I call the shots We call for shots, y'all call the cops Sometimes drinks speak louder than words Body language speaks louder than verbal And we standin' on the couches Turnin' clubs into houses Water to champagne fountains Turn flat chests into mountains And ooh, I love that ass But I hate that fuckin' outfit I'm takin' off her blouses While she takin' off my trousers That's just a couple more problems To add to the couple's counseling Oh God, open that shit wide Let me see how big your mouth is Let me see how big your mouth is This goes out to, uh, you know who this goes out to I'm takin' off your blouses While she takin' off my trousers That's just a couple more problems To add to the couple's counseling