Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsical
My dear father
There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
But of course, I'll care for Nessa
But of course, I'll rise above it
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my roommate is
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
Blonde
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Yeah, well, my face is flushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Let's just say, I loathe it all
Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong
Though, I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could
She's a terror, she's a tartar
We don't mean to show a bias
But Galinda, you're a martyr
Well, these things are sent to try us
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you
We're all on your side
We share your loathing
What is this feeling
So sudden and new? (Unadalterated loathing)
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you (for her face, her voice, her clothing)
My pulse is rushing
(Let's just say) my head is reeling
(We loathe it all)
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
(Makes our very flesh begin to crawl)
Yes, ah
Loathing (loathing)
There's a strange exhilaration (loathing)
In such total detestation (loathing)
It's so pure, so strong (so strong)
Though, I do admit, it came on fast
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
For forever
Loathing
Truly, deeply loathing you (loathing you)
My whole life long
(Loathing, unadulterated loathing)
Boo
Ah