Well, is there anybody here from Texas?
I think we should adopt him.
I got some cowboy boots,
jeans,
and a Hawaiian shirt.
I got some mirror sunglasses,
got them all by far.
I guess I look like some Puerto Rican dope
dealer who got on bail just trying to get off.
But I ain't in jail, man, I got me a guitar.
I got a little band here that's hotter than a rocket.
Sometimes we're sloppy, we're always loud.
Tonight we just all been locked in a pocket.
So screw you,
we're from Texas.
Screw you,
we're from Texas.
Screw you,
we're from Texas.
We're from Texas.
Screw you.
Now don't get me wrong, I love the
USA and all the other states,
you know they're okay.
But Texas is the place that I wanna be.
I doubt I'll ever get a gig anywhere else anyway.
I woulda wanna go when we got Antons and Stubbs and Greenhall.
We got old John T's country store.
We got Willie and Jerry Jeff and Robert O'Keefe,
H-Pow,
and a whole bunch more.
So screw you,
we're from Texas.
Screw you,
we're from Texas.
Screw you,
we're from Texas.
Sing it with us.
Screw you,
we're from Texas.
Screw you, we're from Texas.
Screw you,
we're from Texas.
We're from Texas.
Screw you.
Now,
Texas has got to bear a reputation for a
while because of what happened a long time
ago down in Waco.
In our corporations,
some of them are a little sketchy,
and our politicians,
most of them
are loco.
But when it comes to music,
my friend,
I can't believe these words are as true as St. John
the Revelator.
Yeah,
Stevie Ray Vaughan was the best guitar player I ever heard.
No band was cooler than the 13th floor elevators.
...
Screw you.
I think he's one of us.
Say Wally Herman!