This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes
I hate beer and honky tonk women
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing
And I don't know the worst family tradition
Throw some prison or walk the line
And I think sweet tea is overrated
And all the roads were made for paving
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes
I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't want to earn a dime
Oh yeah, that didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
This is the worst country song of all time
The second verse goes
I think trucks are a waste of gas
If you disagree, we'll cancel that
Cause my mama never whipped my ass
I guess she never tried
Man, stick a fork in the Constitution
I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes
I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't want to earn a dime
Oh yeah, that didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
This is the worst country song of all time
Get on it, take it slow boy
And the bridge goes, I'm too good for solo cups
Your mama's homemade fried chicken sucks
Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
How you like that saxophone?
Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deere's blue
And you're his country's caviar if you think that's true
And this song's a joke, but if it ain't for you
I know your favorite song
And it goes like
I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house or a piece of land
I don't want a house or a piece of land

I deserve a bunch of money and a minute land
But I don't want to earn a dime
Oh, yeah, that didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time