OXYGEN OX is the story of Minnie the Moocher She was a red-hot hoochie-coocher She was the roughest and toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Hee-dee, hee-dee, hee-dee Hee-dee, hee-dee, hee-dee Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun She messed around with a bloke named Smokey She loved him though he was kooky He took her down to Chinatown Where he showed her how to kick the gong around Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Hee-dee, hee-dee, hee-dee Hee-dee, hee-dee, hee-dee Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun . . . Come on now Ha-ha That's a busy day He had a dream that the king of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He built a house made of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Hee-dee, hee-dee, hee-dee Hee-dee, hee-dee That's right Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun He gave his town out in his racing horses Each wheel she ate was a dozen horses She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She turned around and counted them all of the time Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Howdy, howdy, howdy-ho Hee-dee, hee-dee, hee-dee Hee-dee, hee-dee Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun Dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun, dee-dun That's right She's coming for you now You watch that girl She's a darling child of a knight Take it away, Kelsey I've got nothing left I'm sorry, man We're gonna go a little bit more Hey!