Bài hát: Shinde Shimau To Wa Nasakenai! - Mafumafu, Soraruv

Oo shinde shimau to wa nasakenai!
San ni ichi XXX!!

"Ou!"
"Nani?"
"HELP!"
"Nanigoto ja"
"Hii, hime ga sarawaremashitaa"
"Yuusha wa?"
"Imasen"
"Uun, sou da! Kakunaru ue wa omae ga yuusha da"

Settei houkai!
"Saa, sono takarabako no nakami to kono nakenashi no kane de tabidatte nakama wo sagashite bakemon taoshite"
(Tekitou janee ka)
"Tonikaku komattara machi no hitobito ni hanashi kakeyou ze?
Bosu toka zenzen taoseru! Taoseru! Ma-ji-de!"

Ibatte ibatte ibatte touzen
Datte jissai ni ichiban erai kara
Hitogoto mitaku itte kureru ze
Mattaku motte ue kara mesen sugiru ze

Keikenchi keikenchi keikenchi tsunde
Motto kukkyou na nakama sagashitamae!
Teyuu ka watashi wa ippeisotsu desu
Yuukyuukyuuka ga deriito! Deriito!

"Sonata ga rasubosu wo taoshite kuru hi wo tanoshimi ni matte oru zoi!"

Sekai heiwa wo torimodosu tame
Okuni no heiwa wo mamoru tame
Ichiban ushiro de shiki wo torimasu
Sonata no keikenchi wo tsutaemashou

Anata no tame ni sekai no tame ni
Tatakau bokura no aikokushin
Nakama mo shinde zetsumetsu sunzen
Yappari reberu ga tarinee.. Orz

"Aata no paatii wa zenmetsu shimashita. Oo, kamisama yo! Aamen"

Oo! Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai!
Sasureba sonata ni mou ichido, kikai wo ataeyou!
"Ousama"
"Nan desu ka"
"Mou muri desu."
"Ee! Yowane wo haku to wa motto nasakenaaaaai!"

Keizairyoku, gunjiryoku tomo ni moushibunnai waga kuni wa touzen,
Yuushuu na jinzai mo juntaku
Jinbou atsui ne
Tada, hitotsu manseiteki na mondai wa kokka genshu no honpou sa
Yoku ieba muku, waruku ieba O・BA・KA

Shoushinshoumei zenjinrui wa sentou minzoku
Iwazu mo ga na (OK?)
Kyouchousei ya, junnousei ga juuyou nante
Ukiyo wa kusogee ka?!

Tsugi no reberu ni naru ni wa
Ato sen pointo no keiken ga
Sara ni wa motto jikoshuchou ga hitsuyou ja na
Kujikeru na OK?

Terissa borosso zanji paronto
Mahoutsukai mo tsukai-mon ni natte kita ga
Yoyuu shakushaku usura warai de
Gotaku bakka narabete shaku ni sawaru ze

Horitto horitto horitto bakka
Souro wa Horitto bakka de baka nano?
Ou no atashi wo nemurasu nante
Antara ittai nanisama? Sate wa muhon ka?

"Boku wa yuusha ja arimasen.
Mushiro ou ga yuusha dato omoimaasu!"

Sekai heiwa wo torimodosu tame
Okuni no heiwa wo mamoru tame
Saizensen ni mi wo toujimase
Shijiritsu appu wa me ni mieta! (oi kora)

Ken'eki no tame okane no tame ni
Tatakau ousama nani wo miru
Konoe mo hinshi zetsumetsu sunzen
Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai!

Sekai heiwa wo torimodosu tame
Anata no egao wo mamoru tame
Maougun kanren jouhou wo
Inochi karagara ni kaki atsume

Kyou mo kyou tote chinza shiteiru
Makoto no yuusha wo matteiru
Tarikihongan dewa arimasen
Washira ja yatsura nya kanawanee