Bài hát: I Just Had Sex - Akon, The Lonely Island

Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good
I want to let me put my **** inside her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
Tell you right now having sex weighs out the past

Have you ever had sex, I have it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my ****
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest

Guess where I just came from I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin' it was the best
When I had the sex, it made my **** feel great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh hey you didn't see a thing
Guess what I just did, I had sex
Undressed, all her boobies and the rest
Well sure was nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my **** inside her
I wana tell the world

Dude I'm still surprised she even wanted me to do it
Does it really make sense?
But man screw it
I'm not one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life
I'm so humble by a girl's ability to let me do it
Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manuer
With that in mind the thought of not smelling girls makes it better?
Cause she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater

So this one is dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
Don't matter at all whether we short or tall
We want to thank you all for letting us **** you

She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter had sex
I think she might of been racist
Doesn't matter had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts

I just had sex
And my dreams came true
If you wana have sex that would last every minute then you wana finally sing with me?

I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (It felt so good)
A woman let me put my **** inside her

I just had sex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back
Tell you right now having sex weighs out the past
Feels so great