It's where you'll always find me, if you're walking right behind me. Where is it? Please remind me. Oh yeah! Under my rock! Under my rock! Here's the bed that I lie in, laugh in, sigh in, cry in, or eat a piece of pie in. Under my rock! Under my rock! It's cold and hard and kind of gray. It's the only place I've ever been. Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! It's the only place I'll ever stay. Under my rock! Got slacks in the fridge and a telephone in this stone that I call home. Let's rock! I got a welcome mat and dirty socks, a sink, a table, and a secret box. There I'll stay on nightshares and外 It's the only place I'll ever stay. Under my rock! Under my rock! Got slacks in the fridge and a telephone in this stone Under my rock! I guess that completes our tour So let me show you to the door That's all, there ain't no more Under my rock! Under my rock! Boys, take it home! Under my rock! I already am home! Under my rock! Yeah, that's where we are! Under my rock! Still here! Under my rock! This is great real estate, baby! Under my rock! Oh yeah! Under my rock! Everything I need, I got right here! Under my rock! I don't need to go anywhere else! Under my rock! It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat! Under my rock! Well, I don't wear a hat! I wear shorts! I get to hang my shorts there! Stand back, I'm taking them off! Hey, where's everybody going? Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock! Under my rock!