My mama told me, don't you dare drink and drive
But I crashed my car through the guardrail of the 405
And then I floated up to heaven's gates and I got in line
Where I waited till the bouncer looked me dead in the eyes
He said, hey bro, who do you know here? You're not on the list
And I was like, oh *, that's so weird, I thought I'd get in
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend
And then he was like, no bitch, you belong in hell
And then I said, don't catch me, I'll burn you down
I'll burn you down

Don't * yourself, I'll burn you down
I'll burn you down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend
Don't kick me out, *
* this stupid piece of * club, I bet the drinks were overpriced
Going to hell to get my dicks up, where there's women and free wine
Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it
To the heaven's gates where I skipped the line
And I tapped up the bouncer, he looked me in the eyes
And he said, hey bro, it's good to see ya, your name's on the list
And I was like, oh *, that's so sick, I knew I'd get in
Then I talked to the manager, he's my new best friend
And he was like, yo bitch, you belong in hell
You belong in hell
And then I said
Don't catch me, I'll burn you down
I'll burn you down
Don't * yourself, I'll burn you down
I'll burn you down
Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend
Don't kick me out
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