On
a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of Kalita
Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be heaven or this could be hell
And she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Anytime of year
You can find it here Her name is Tiffany Twisted
She got the Mercedes Benz She got a lot of pretty,
pretty boys
She calls friends How we danced in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget So I call up the captain
Please bring me my wine
He said, we haven't had this spirit here
Since 1969 And still those voices are calling from far
away Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place Such a lovely face
They're living up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling Pink champagne on ice
She said,
we're all just prisoners here
Of our own device
In the
master's chambers They gathered for the feast
They stabbed me with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place that I was before
Amen, we are programmed to receive
You can check out anytime you like But you can never leave