One time ago a crazy dream came to me
I dreamt I was walking World War III
I went to the doctor the very next day
to see what he had to say he said it was
a bad dream
I said holy doc a world war passed
through my brain he said nurse get your
pad the boy is insane he grabbed my arm
and I yelled out as I landed hard on a
sciopatric couch he said tell me all about your dream
well the whole thing started at three o'clock
fast it was all over by a quarter past I was
down in the sewer with some little lover when
I peeked out from a man whole cover wondering
who turned the lights on us well I
got up and I walked around up and down
lonesome town just a wondering which
way to go I lit a cigarette on a parking
meter and walked on down the road it
was a normal day just like any other one
well
I rang me a fallout shelter bell and I leaned my
head and I give a big yell give me a TV dinner
I'm a hungry man a shotgun fired and away I ran
he didn't know me so don't blame him
well I spot me then another man turning the
corner by the hot dog stand I said howdy friend
I guess it's just us two he screamed and down
the road he flew he thought I was a communist
well I spot me a girl before she could leave I
said let's go play Adam and Eve I took her by
the hand and my heart was something she said
hey man you crazy or something it seemed what
happened last time they started well I
remember seeing some newspaper ads so I
turned on my Conner read but it didn't
pay the con it bill so the radio didn't
work so well
I turned on my record player it was Fabian
singing I you love
me and I love you our love is gonna grow she'll be do shall we do
well I was feeling kind of lonesome and blue I
needed somebody to talk to so I called up the
operator at time just to hear a voice of some kind
when you hear the beep
it will be a three o'clock she said
that for over an hour and a hun up
when the doctor interrupted me just about then
saying I've been having the same old dream but
mine's a little different don't you see a dream
the only person left after the war was me and you
were around nowhere
time past now it seems everybody's having them dreams
everybody's seeing the self walking around with nobody else
all the people
can be half right some of the time and
some of the people can be all right part
of the time and part of the people can
be some right all of the time but all
the people can't be all right all of the
time Abraham Lincoln said that I let you
be in my dream if I can be in yours I said that