I was walking down the road the other day
And I saw our Father Christmas on the way
I said, Oi Santa, are you getting on?
He said, I'm alright, I'll see you on the road
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We'll be pulling crackers, having a great time
We'll be getting barrel-heck on the wine
We'll be eating all those goodies on the day
And the kids, they'll have their way
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I can hear old Father Christmas on the roof You know what,
folks,
I reckon he's made a bit of a goof
Cos he's climbing down the hole in the chimney
And that old man blocked it up last year,
didn't he?
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Well,
I'll be thinking
of all the little boys and girls
Mums and dads can't afford to buy no toys
And all those in the hospital getting mended
Well, enjoy yourselves, I hope you have a laugh
Don't forget there's spare pork for those who can't
Well, I wish you all a Merry Christmas Oh,
and don't forget to take it easy in your car
Everybody!
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Everybody sing along, Merry Christmas
Sing along with, sing along with
Sing along with,
sing along with,
sing along with the Christmas cheers