I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain, once or twice but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people and five I hit Aw *, I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch and stomped a foster kid These rooms make me hallucinate And I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb * start happening Rum and that vanilla ice tryna rap again So bounce, bounce, come on, bounce I said come on, bounce Everybody in the house for the half an ounce Not weed, I make coke to pass it down We don't want *, better ask around B12 throws the bomb, it's fashion town Bizarre, your mom is passing out Get her ass on the couch before she cratches out * that, someone help the nines He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Vi, you see me stepping on these leprechauns? They gotta be acid cause the X is gone Yeah, I took a Mordhau with some Parmesan And I think my arm is gone I'm probably numb, dumb, dumb and full of cum And I think he about to swallow his tongue Scary ass, it was a false alarm You think about to die when I just got on? Well, stop acting stupid You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new * Yeah, I think I get too much This substance equals cups Red pills, blue pills and green Big pills, masculine I take a couple offers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills Thirty dozen, eighty of us Shady brothers, ladies lovers That's why our baby mothers love us But they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other Tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons Pop pills, pills I pop, pop two pills On the steps I walk Smoke two lines now I'm filled with chalk Thought I was incredible, I killed the hawk I wanna roll away like a roller blade Until my eyes roll back and my skull for days And when I'm old and gray, look for dope to smoke No old days though, I'm back on my nose for coke Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Aw, poor baby, born for a * lady Now I gotta strangle her and you're crazy I pop four each at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine There's bizarre smoke craftsman Can't get jobs cause our arms show tracks Why they let you niggas think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked And if you like smack, then I might too I just wanna get high like you Speed shrooms down to volumes Even smoke weed out of vacuums I just copped some and I'm going back soon I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I'm at a rave looking like a slave High off chronic, gin and tonic Demonic, body smell like vomit Pussy popping, acid dropping Dope heady high And when masculine pencil legs wanna try Blue pills, golden seals Got bizarre acting ill Drugs kill Bitch, I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your gut Let bizarre not I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 30 dozen, 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies lovers That's why our baby mothers love us But they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Brow a little, lady Brow a little, lady