I'm a seasoned apologist
For the people who I love
I'm an amateur psychologist
Key to everyone's handcuffs
Keep the peace, cause I'm a kid of divorce
And you're the starter of wars
And there's no winning in yours
So I'll call to say I'm sorry,
of course But how I won't anymore
And put the ball in your court
No
If it ain't the way to play tennis,
then Guess we can't argue until dinner time
You calling me batshit?
It's the fastest antibiotic For thinking you're different this time
Oh
If you like me finished,
sentence sent Then we can rub our heads and drink some wine
Bite off a semantics and handpick Which hill
you're willing to die on until the next time
Oh
We're all full of inconsistencies No one's ever made sense of
I can know it's all insecurity And then still take it personal
Why do I care this much?
If it ain't the way to play tennis,
then Guess we can't argue until dinner time
You calling me batshit?
It's the fastest antibiotic
For thinking you're different this time Oh
If you like me finished,
sentence sent Then we can rub our heads and drink some wine
Bite off a semantics and handpick Which hill
you're willing to die on until the next time
It ain't the way to play tennis
Oh
I can't stand going over to the neighbors
To drink cocktails with your pinky up
And I'm tired of believing the battle will come later
Thinking it's time I should rip the band-aid off
I keep the peace cause I'm a kid of
divorce And you're the starter of wars
And there's no winning in yours
If it ain't the way to play tennis,
then Guess we can't argue until dinner time
You calling me batshit?
It's the fastest antibiotic For thinking you're different this time
Oh If you like me finished,
sentence sent
Then we can rub our heads and drink some wine Bite off a
semantics and handpick
Which hill you're willing to die on until
the next time It ain't the way to play tennis