I used to smoke like a chimney
Never took a vitamin in my life
I abused my kidneys
Knew I had two, so I didn't think twice
Never ate breakfast
Then I'd get stoned and eat too much
I was kind of reckless
'Til I fell in love

Now I call my doctor every day
Since I met you, something in me's changed
Second that you called me yours
I had something worth living for
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks
If I die, I'll never get you back
You made me a hypochondriac

I used to drink like a sailor
If I had a weird pain I'd say a prayer
Used to need an inhaler
Any time I went up a flight of stairs
I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now
But you gave me something to think about all the time
Glad I made you mine

Now I call my doctor every day
Since I met you, something in me's changed
Second that you called me yours
I had something worth living for
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks
If I die, I'll never get you back
You made me a hypochondriac

I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now
But you gave me something to think about

Now I call my doctor every day
Since I met you, something in me's changed
Second that you called me yours
I had something worth living for
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks
If I die, I'll never get you back
You made me a hypochondriac