I'm so fucking happy all the time Also, I'm really good at telling lies My friends, they always call me for advice But they don't know I've been crying for the past seven nights This happens every single time I'm drinking Like I can finally hear the thoughts I'm thinking And it's oh so clear Make a beeline to the bathroom And I look into the mirror Saying fake bitch, fake bitch Running from my problems But she makes it look so good When she ignores them And she puts them on a shelf And she whispers to herself It's okay, bitch Don't ever change, bitch Sorry that I didn't say goodbye Why do I always have to be the life of the party? But I still do it every night 22, what's your sign? Let's do this one more time This happens every single time I'm drinking Like I can finally hear the thoughts I'm thinking And it's oh so clear Make a beeline to the bathroom And I look into the mirror Saying fake bitch, fake bitch Running from my problems But she makes it look so good When she ignores them And she puts them on a shelf And she whispers to herself It's okay, bitch Don't ever change, bitch Life's a bitch, but so am I It's my party, think I'll cry Life's a bitch, but so am I It's my party, think I'll cry Life's a bitch, but so am I It's my party, think I'll cry Life's a bitch, but so am I It's my party, think I'll cry Life's a bitch, but so am I It's my party, think I'll cry Life's a bitch, but so am I It's my party, think I'll cry Life's a bitch, but so am I It's my party, think I'll cry