Line up on the right and pay, for your tickets on the boat today. The Jolly Mary sells the day, ahoy there, the Jolly Mary sells the day. Everybody's welcome aboard, no matter what you're called. The Jolly Mary sells the day, ahoy there, the Jolly Mary sells the day. Her mate is Peg Leg Sears, been working on the boat for years. Mary is a very fine boat, she's the finest boat afloat. She's a super-duper gruff, a smashing little mug. Come aboard and take your seat, this is the treat of the week. The Jolly Mary sells the day, ahoy there, the Jolly Mary sells the day. The yell upon her toot so loud, it's sure to draw a crowd. The Jolly Mary sells the day, ahoy there, the Jolly Mary sells the day. The chef is Dumpling Joe, the finest cook I know. Mary is a very fine boat, she's the finest boat afloat. She's a super-duper gruff, a smashing little mug. Gust off anchor, Mr Sears, hard to starboard, Mr Sears. Full speed ahead, Mr Sears. Don't miss this fun-packed ride, we're sailing with the tide. The Jolly Mary sells the day, ahoy there, the Jolly Mary sells the day. Everybody stand and laugh, ha ha ha, take your photograph. The Jolly Mary sells the day, ahoy there, the Jolly Mary sells the day. I'm the captain and my name is Ned, remember all the things I said. Mary is a very fine boat, she's the finest boat afloat. She's a super-duper, super-duper, smashing little mug.