I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and
have them hanging out on the line.
I can start to iron two dozen shirts
before you can count from one to nine.
I can scoop up a great big dipper
full of lard from the dripping's can.
Throw it in the skillet,
go out and do my shopping,
be back before it melts in the pan.
Cause I'm a woman,
W-O-M-N,
I'll say it again.
I can rub and scrub till this old house is
shining like a dime.
Feed the baby,
grease the car and powder my face at the same time.
Get all dressed up,
go out and swing till 4am and then.
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6
and start all over again.
Cause I'm a woman,
W-O-M-N,
I'll say it again.
If you come to
me sickly, you know I'm gonna make you well.
If you come to me all hexed up, you know I'm
gonna break this spell.
If you come to me hungry,
you know I'm gonna fill you full of
grits.
If it's loving you like an art kitchen,
give you the shivering fits.
Cause I'm a woman,
W-O-M-N,
I'll say it again.
I got a $20 gold piece that says there ain't nothing I can't do.
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you.
Cause I'm a woman, W-O-M-N, I'll say it again.
Cause
I'm a woman,
W-O-M-N,
that's all.