With a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? Yep. So can a rat. Anything you can sing, I can sing higher I can sing anything higher than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I can Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper I can buy anything cheaper than you 50 cents, 40 cents, 30 cents, 20 cents No, you can't Yes, I can Anything you can say, I can say softer I can say anything softer than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I can I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can drink it quicker and get even sicker I can open any safe Without being caught? Sure! That's what I thought, you crook Any note you can hold, I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I can Yes, I can Yes, I can Yes, I can Yes, I can Anything you can wear, I can wear better In what you wear, I look better than you In my coat? In your vest? In my shoes? In your hat? No, you can't Yes, I can Anything you can say, I can say faster I can say anything faster than you Yes, I can I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle I can knit a sweater I can feel it better I can do most anything Can you bake a pie? No, neither can I Any note you can sing, I can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't can't can't Yes, I can can can Yes, I can't Yes, I can