Listen fellow people, cause I got something to tell
I was at this club right, it was bad as hell
I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than a knife
Didn't know what impact she would have on my life
I said you gotta join me wherever I may roam
We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
Went inside my room, yeah she worked on my own fiction
Although kinda drunk and horny, sloppy with protection
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Who will I be? A young dad sitting around in my flat with her
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
Story number two folks, listen to me run
This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine
We dated for a month, steady giving me a boner
But this dude Jesus really seemed to own her
For one time
The preacher out of sight
Tried to make her move then but something wasn't right
She said I want a marriage and kids it's not so strange
Horny as a dog I told her that could be arranged
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
Oh no
Who will I be? A young dad sitting around in my flat with her
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
Who will I be? A young dad sitting around in my flat with her
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
Are You Ready Winner
Story number three folks, listening to me run
Telling me her period is late







The essence of it all, folks, about to pass my lips
Think twice before you *** a lovely pair of hips
Yeah, another thing that you need to bear in mind
Wear a jimmy hat, all right? Might just treat you unkind
Ooh, will I be a young dance in the round in my flat with her?
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
Ooh, will I be a young dance in the round in my flat with her?
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dance in the round in my flat with her?
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
Will I be a young dance in the round in my flat with her?
I don't wanna live that life so I'll stick to what I prefer
I don't wanna be a young dance
When I be a young dad sittin' around in my flat with her
I don't wanna live that life so I stick to what I prefer
When I be a young dad sittin' around in my flat with her
I don't wanna live that life so I stick to what I prefer
I don't wanna be a young dad
I don't wanna live that life so I stick to what I prefer
I just ain't gonna be a young dad
I don't wanna live that life so I stick to what I prefer