Gary tried to kick me out my house for being too loud
He called the cops on me, it wasn't even me
All I wanna do is bump into him
Act like nothing happened, yeah, I know he's gonna freak the fuck out
And then my best friend ten years called me up
Yeah, I can tell he's on his tenth year
Telling me a story how he's always getting horny
When he's talking opportunity
He rises in the form of my girlfriend
I guess it's my ex-girlfriend
All I do is smile like an idiot
Acting like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
I'll be staying high till I'm sick of it
All I do is smile like an idiot

All I do is smile, all I do is smile
If losing is a game, I be winning
Acting like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
All I do is smile like an idiot
All I do is smile, all I do is smile
Here I am between calls with the people formerly known as my girl and my best friend
Then my mom calls me up, says it's time to cut me off
The rent is due tomorrow, this ain't happening

All I do is smile like an idiot I feel like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
I be stayin' high till I'm sick of it All I do is smile, all I do is smile
If losin' is a game, I be winnin' it I feel like I'm fine, I don't give a shit
All I do is smile like an idiot All I do is smile, all I do is smile
All I do is smile, all I do is smile
All I do is smile, all I do is smile
All I do is smile