♪ I'd rather stand in line at the DMV ♪
♪ Get my car towed on Christmas Eve ♪
♪ Do my taxes every day of the week ♪
♪ Baby, you know it's true ♪
♪ Have a root canal with no novocaine ♪
♪ Walk a hundred miles in the pouring rain ♪
♪ Get hit by a runaway train ♪
♪ Just some things I'd rather do than see you ♪
♪ Oh no,
hey,
oh no ♪
♪ I'd rather wake up in a den of snakes ♪
♪ Cause I spent enough time with one anyway ♪
♪ Slip in the shower and break my legs ♪
♪ Kiss a stranger with the flu ♪
♪ Get stuck in a rush hour on every drive ♪
♪ Stick my head in an angry beehive ♪
♪ Dig a hole and get buried alive ♪
♪ Just some things I'd rather do than see you ♪
♪ Oh no,
hey,
oh no ♪
♪ I've been crying cause you were lying ♪
♪ I don't know why my heart's still on the line ♪
♪ Fooled me once, you fooled me twice ♪
♪ Fooled till the end of time ♪
♪ Oh no,
hey,
oh no ♪
♪ So boy if you ever come back around ♪
♪ I might as well walk into a burning house ♪
♪ Cause you burned me too many times to count ♪
♪ No, that ain't nothing new,
there's no telling what I do ♪
♪ What I do, if I see you,
hey, oh no,
hey,
hey,
hey,
hey,
hey,
I said if I see you,
no,
no,
no, hey, hey, hey, hey, if I see you,
oh no, if I see you, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh