I know, look who gets your password right I know, and the girl you said who ain't your type Is sending messages, messages they never end That's a whole lot of messages for just a friend I know, had a feeling I knew what I'd find You met up with Veronica late last night You had a bit of Eleanor on the side Was chatting up Anito all last week And now you're doing Nina, but how'd you fucking meet her? Hitting on Bianca, are you dumb? Got with Alexandra and her mum You're telling every girl they drive you mad Yet you're calling me the psychopath I'm the psychopath, I'm the psychopath I'm the psychopath, I'm the psychopath Wait, oh no, you've got to be kidding You say how much you respect women I'm buying your meals, I'm paying your bills While you're out here switching positions I know, call me crazy all you like I know, turns out I was fucking right You met up with Veronica late last night You had a bit of Eleanor on the side Was chatting up Anito all last week And now you're doing Nina, but how'd you fucking meet her? Hitting on Bianca, are you dumb? Got with Alexandra and her mum You're telling every girl they drive you mad Yet you're calling me the psychopath I'm the psychopath, I'm the psychopath I'm the psychopath And you thought I'd never find out You must not know me that well I'm the psycho