I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks.
I heard he's got a priest cause he's into being green.
My buddy said he saw y'all eating that sushi stuff.
Baby, that don't sound like you.
That don't sound like love.
Sounds like it sucks.
He can't even bait a hook.
He can't even skin a bug.
He don't know who Jack Daniels is.
Ain't every drove a truck knows how to throw out a line.
But not the kind in a field and stream bug.
No darling, I ain't even worried.
You'll come running back.
He can't even bait a hook.
As he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down.
As he took you to meet his mama back in his hometown.
Does he drive the interstate or does he take him over back roads?
Can he melt your heart with a country
song every good old boy should know?
I didn't think so.
He can't even bait a hook.
He can't even skin a bug.
He don't know who Jack Daniels is.
Ain't every drove a truck knows how to throw out a line.
But not the kind in a field and
stream bug.
You start getting bored.
I'll be smiling on the river reeling in one more.
He can't even bait a hook.
He can't even skin a bug.
Hell, he don't know who Jack Daniels
is.
Ain't every drove a truck knows how to throw out a line.
But not the kind in a field
and stream bug.
Now,
darling,
I ain't even worried because you'll come running back.
He can't even bait a hook.
No, baby, I ain't even worried.
He can't even bait a hook.
Now,
you're the one that's going to be sorry when
you're heading to get tofu and he has a flat tire
and his foreign car and don't not change it and you get
your new goofy shoes wet and you're mad and irritated.
I've seen you irritated and I'm telling you,
better him than me, actually.