Once upon a time there was a princess waiting for a boy to give back his shoes Chuck it in, suck it in, be a wife in a blue dress The prettiest piece of property the land ever knew She waited and she waited for the guy to show But she didn't know that after midnight He was busy in her stepsister's bed So Cinderella said, plot twist I don't need no prince to save me I'm a doctor, C-E-O Don't call me baby, it won't pay me So I said, you tried to kiss her So I'll just buy a new glass slipper And burn your castle down and kiss that towel Cinderella snapped When the smoke cleared, every girl in the whole land Woke the f*** up and started making demands Rapunzel shaved her head so there was nothing to climb on Jasmine made out with Mulan Sleeping Beauty sued the dude who kissed her while she was asleep And Ariel was confident without any feet Tiana went and got her biomedical degree And Beauty realized that she was the beast I don't need no prince to save me I'm a doctor, C-E-O Don't call me baby, it won't pay me So I said, you tried to kiss her So I'll just buy a new glass slipper And burn your castle down and kiss that towel Cinderella snapped You said, Cindy, sweetie, don't be so emotional You're always so emotional, it's fine to be controllable If I'm emotional, that'd be the reason for you to address me While you're on your knees in the scary event that I get too emotional During your trial, so watch how you're speaking Cause while you were sleeping around every weekend And using your power to prey on the weakest I studied your own legislation all season And last I checked, cheating is treason I don't need no prince to save me I'm a doctor, C-E-O Don't call me baby, it won't pay me So I said, you tried to kiss her So I'll just buy a new glass slipper And burn your castle down and kiss that towel Cinderella snapped