[ROSIE]
Sounds like you really could do
With a little reminder of who you're talking to
An honest woman
Always there to lend an ear
I dealt with you fairly, been patient, it's true
But remember, my deer
You're in my zoo

Don't you forget
You are my pet
I say when to sit and stay
Roll over, or go fetch
Don't you forget
There's no way out
You're a debtor 'til the day you settle your account

[ALASTOR]
I've served you faithfully for an age
Obeyed demands, contained my rage
Went off thе air for years on your behalf

[ROSIE, spoken]
I know, and you're so kind

[ALASTOR]
And sincе you made me disappear
My name inspires much less fear
The least that you can do is fix my staff

[ROSIE, spoken]
In due time
Sing along, dear, you know the words

[ROSIE, ALASTOR & BOTH]
Don't you forget (I won't forget)
You are my pet (Yours since we met)
I say when to sit and stay
Play ball, or just play dead
Don't you forget (I'm in your net)
The coop can't be flown (At least not yet)
The moves you make are mine and mine alone
Looks like you'll have to do this on your own (Looks like I'll have to do this on my own)

[ALASTOR, spoken]
Fine