Birdie was gonna marry some girl from Denver Then my sister came over, had her Sunday paper
with her
There was the girl on the social page Lookin' in love and all engaged
We decided she don't take a very good picture It may be my family's a redneck nature
Of it all, bringin' out a ladylike behavior It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I don't like her She may be an angel who spends all the winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her I'll think of a reason later
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
Seeing her with him tends to enlarge it
It may be my family's a redneck nature Of it all, bringin' out a ladylike behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger But I don't like her
She may be an angel who spends all the winter Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
Inside her head may lay all the answers To curing diseases from baldness to cancer
The salt of the earth and a real good dancer But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick
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