I thought about heading home early
Thought about calling it a night
Thought about giving you a foot rub
Thought about flowers and wine
I thought about just about everything
That a man's supposed to think
But before that last turn home
My phone had started to ring
My boy said,
we're down in Roberts Where the hell are you at?
Last thing I remember is everything going
black I wasn't thinking I'd be singing karaoke
at some bar Bumming cigarettes and jumping into some old
stranger's car Damn,
I don't know when them doubles started
doubling It's looking like my bank account's in trouble
And I forget how I get when I get to drinking But if I know me,
I wasn't thinking
Baby,
look on the bright side I didn't end up in jail
I'm only guilty of a good time Didn't kiss nobody else
But Jimmy just went through a pretty ugly divorce And
we're just out here trying to get him back on the horse
So baby,
forgive me For giving him a shoulder Just don't
keep me in the doghouse until hell freezes over
I wasn't thinking I'd be singing karaoke at some bar
Bumming cigarettes and jumping into some old stranger's car
Damn,
I don't know when them doubles started doubling It's
looking like my bank account's in trouble And I forget
how I get when I get to drinking But if I know me,
I wasn't thinking
I thought about thinking at least a half dozen times
But stupid is as stupid does under them neon lights
I wasn't thinking I'd be singing karaoke at some bar
And wind up on some Mac 40 drinking,
lining from a jar
Damn,
I don't know when them doubles started doubling
It's looking like my bank account's in trouble
And I forget how I get when I get to drinking But if I know me,
I wasn't thinking
No, no, no, I wasn't thinking
I was gonna think about it, but then
I forgot