Mukashi mukashi no sono mata mukashi
Toaru kizoku no nakayoshi na kyoudai
Ikaryakusho
“Chanto yare!”

Jiiya ga yobu seki ni tsuke yoidon!
Naifu to fooku de ousen itashimau no
Datte bokura wa burujoa na
Rippa na rippa na kizokusama nan desu no

Hirefuse gumin kimi to no chigai wo
Vaivaisuroi misete yaru ze
Oi matte matte mata katte ni sonna
Minukeru you na hattarikamashite

Haai haai hai hai
Onii-sama no oose no mama ni
Aa mukatsuku ze maaji mukatsuku ze
Ani ni taishite namaiki na taido

Toki ni koe gongu wo narase
Kenka boppatsu de sensenfukoku
Itazura shite warunori shite
Hora hora aotteku STYLE de

Ooyasuuri kachattara
Maido arigatou de kimi no make
Ssha!
Tsutanai hikidashi to

Aoriai no kakehiki de kimeru
Ani no igen ni miseru tame ame no ame
Hibana chiru chiru ruoysha no me to me
Kurae! Oresama ga Ruurubukku

Hetare janai hiyottenai
Chotto yuuki ga tarinai dake
Saa saa minnasan ote wo haishaku
Atarimae darou yoyuushakushaku

Umarenagara ni shite chiito
Yabee kirameku jinsei ga sutaato
Hai ronpa hai ronpa hai ronpa
Moratteku V-sain

Yei
Haai haai hai hai
Hanamaru yoku dekimachita
Aa mukatsuku ze maaji mukatsuku ze

Boku ni mukatte herazukuchi nanza
Totteoki wo kimi ni mimae
Houfuku seisai chouhatsu shicatte
Ijiwaru shite ichimai ue

Chansu wa moratteku sutansu de
Tsuukon misu achacchaa
Oainikusama da ne kimi no make
Yes!

Dakedo kimi kimi dake ga
Sei ya to ya u u ya a ha
Boku ni niai no raibaru
Sei ya to ya u to ya a ha

Ochiru no mo heikonden no mo
U ha sei ya ya sei ha
Choushi kuruwasareru kara
Koyoi to temee to yai yai yai yai

Daitai niisama ga itsumo souyatte nayo nayo shiteru kara
Boku ga niisama no bun made sekkyokuteki ni natte yatterunda yo
Mou sukoshi kansha shite hoshii ne
Toshiue no kuse ni zenzen tayori ni naranai oniisama toka na bakkari dayo mou

Kyou kara boku ga ani da kore kette
Hai kette!!
Omae ga itsumo hitori de bousou suru kara
Ore ga shirinugi sezaru wo enaku naru ndarou ga

Ato ore wa betsu ni hetare janai shinchou na dake da
Meido tachi mo jiiya mo itteta zo
Hontou mou sukoshi ochitsuitekure tte
Aa mou urusee!!

Aa mukatsuku ze maaji mukatsuku ze
Nikumareguchi wa okuchi wo chakku
Toki no koe gongu narase
Jisedai no enperaa wa kono “Boku da” – “Ore da”

Itazura shite warunori shite
Hora hora aotteku STYLE ze
Ichi kara hyaku itadakimasu

Maido arigatou de kimi ni m
Masaka no hihikiwake?
Eh?!