The rodeo cowboys came to town
They done their thing
at the rodeo ground
They rode the horses,
the steers and the bulls
Then they came to the tavern to drink their bellies full
She thought I was a hell of a man Till she became a rodeo fan
It must have been the smell of the cows
That turned her on to them calloused hands
The last time I seen that woman of mine
Was in a pickup truck with a plastic sign
Said Buck Bennett,
wild horse rider Area code 307-373-2280
Just call anytime Lord, he's always at home
She thought I was a hell of a man Till she became a rodeo fan
It must have been the size of his hat
That turned her on to that cowboy cat
The last time I seen that woman of mine
Was in a pickup truck with a trailer behind
Yeah,
she was twirling a rope out the window Hollering,
bye-bye,
hon,
ride them cowboy
Hang in there,
let it rip Well,
you should have seen the belt buckle
on that dude Lord, I didn't stand a chance
The meanest thing I ever rode was a Honda
125 And they don't even bite or kick
Well,
old Buck,
he just blew dust in my face As he
spun his tires out of the parking lot
I lost that woman to one of them rodeo cowboys
I should have known better than to take her
to that rodeo If I ever get me another woman
I'm gonna keep her away from them cowboys Keep her pregnant,
barefooted at home