Baby, your dada loves you.
And I'm always gonna be here for you,
no matter what happens.
You're all I got in this world.
I'd never give you up for nothing.
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me.
I love you.
Come on, hey, hey, we're going to the beach.
*** a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat.
Where's mama?
She's taking a little nap in the trunk.
Oh, that smell.
Dada must have run over a skunk.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
It's kinda late to go swimming.
But you know your mama.
She's one of those type women that do crazy things.
And if she don't get her way,
she'll throw a fit.
Don't play with dada's toy knife,
honey,
let go of it.
And don't look so upset while you act imbashful.
Don't you want to help dada build a sand castle?
And mama said she wants to show you how far she can float.
Don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat.
It's just a little scratch.
It don't hurt.
Her was eating dinner while you were sleeping.
Spilled ketchup on her shirt.
Mama's messy and she will let her wash off in the water.
Me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?
Can't we?
Just you and me.
See,
honey,
there's a place called heaven and a place called hell.
There's a place called prison and a place called jail.
And dada's probably on his way to all of them except one.
Because mama's got a new husband and a stepson.
And you don't want a brother, do you?
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better,
I'll explain it to you.
Now, we'll just say mama was real, real bad.
She was being mean to dad and made him real,
real mad.
But I still feel sad that I put her on timeout.
Sit back in your chair, honey.
Quit trying to climb out.
I told you it's okay, A.A.
You want a papa,
take a night-night,
Nana coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo,
coo.
Dada change your tidy.
Clean the baby up so her can take a 90-90.
Your dad will wake her up as soon as we get to the water.
97, Bonnie and Clyde,
me and my daughter.
Me and my daughter.
Me and my daughter.
Just do it.
Just do it.
Just do it.
Wake up, sleepyhead.
We're here.
Before we play,
we're gonna take mama for a little walk along the pier.
Baby, don't cry, honey.
Don't get the wrong idea.
Mama's too sleepy to hear you screaming in her ear.
That's why you can't get her to wake.
But don't worry.
Dada made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake.
Here,
you want to help Dada tie a rope around this rock?
We'll tie it to her footsie,
then we'll roll her off the dock.
Ready now?
Here we go.
On the count of three.
One, two,
three.
Whee!
There goes mama splashing in the water.
No more fighting with dad.
No more restraining order.
No more stepdad and no more brother.
Blow her kisses bye-bye.
Tell mommy you love her.
Now we'll go play in the sand,
build a castle and junk.
But first,
just help dad with two more things out of the trunk.
Just the two of us.