My chère mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents your dinner. Be our guest. Be our guest. Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin round your neck, chérie, and we provide the rest. Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvre, why, we only live to serve. Try the grey stuff, it's delicious. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes. They can sing, they can dance. After all, miss, this is France, and a dinner here is never second best. Go on, unfold your menu, take a glance, and then you'll be our guest. Be our guest. Be our guest. Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, pie and pudding en flambe, we'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret. You're alone and you're scared, but the banquet's all prepared. No one's gloomy or complaining, while the flatware's entertaining. We tell jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks. And it's all in perfect taste that you can taste. Come on and lift your glass, you've won your own free pass. Be our guest. If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest. Be our guest. Be our guest. Be our guest. Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving. He's not whole without a soul to wait upon. Ah, those good old days when we were useful. Suddenly those good old days are gone. Ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting. Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills. Most days we just lay around the castle. Flappy, fat and lazy, you walked in and oops-a-daisy! It's a Guest! It's a Guest! It's a Guest! It's a Guest! It's a Guest! It's a Guest! Wines being poured and thank the Lord I've had the namakin's freshly pressed. With dessert, chewing on tea and my dear that's fine with me, while the cups do their sauce chewing, I've been bubbling, I've been brewing. I've been getting warm and hot, heavenly sakes is that a spot. So on. Till you shout, enough I'm done, when we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest. Tonight you'll prop your feet up, up for now let's eat up. It's a Guest! It's a Guest! It's a Guest! It's a Guest!