So she can't go out tonight again
Her sister's sick, she's gotta babysit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didn't hear any of this from me
But things aren't always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Girls lie too
We don't care how much money you pay
What you drive or what you weigh
Signs don't matter anyway
Girls lie too
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it
Some we learn from you
Girls lie too
We can't wait to hear about your round of golf
We'd love to see deer heads
Hanging on the wall
And we like hooters
For their hop wings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don't wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you?
Girls lie too
We don't care how much money you make
What you drive
Or what you weigh
Signs don't matter anyway
Girls lie too
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it
Some we learn from you
Girls lie too
Yeah, girls lie too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
We'll never be brought up again
Girls lie too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love you more
And that's the truth
Girls lie too
Yeah, that's the truth
Girls lie too
What do you think about a comb-over, Carly?
I think they should shave it.
Bald looks good.
It is beautiful.
Awesome!
Awesome!
Woo!
Ah-a-ah!
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