100.000.000.000.000! You know it's kinda hard just to get along today Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial So don't debate, play it straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gotta find a feel and keep it real For you know ain't, for you know ain't So if you don't break, just don't compensate At least you know you can always go on repeat The world needs what it needs Hey, hey, do that brand new thing! Give it to me baby Oh ho, oh ho! Give it to me baby Oh ho, oh ho! Give it to me baby Oh ho, oh ho! And all the girls say I'm pretty fly For a white guy Need some cool tunes, not just any will suffice But they didn't have ice cubes so he bought vanilla ice Now cruising in his pinto he sees homies as he passes But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lily ass! So don't debate, play it straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gotta find a feel and keep it real For you know ain't, for you know ain't So if you don't break, just don't compensate At least you know you can always go on repeat The world loves what it needs Hey, hey, do that brand new thing! Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's getting inked done He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31 Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip But in his own mind he's the, he's the dumbest trap! Give it to me baby Oh ho, oh ho! Give it to me baby Oh ho, oh ho! Give it to me baby Oh ho, oh ho! Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis So don't debate, play it straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gotta find a feel and keep it real For you know ain't, for you know ain't So if you don't break, just don't compensate At least you know you can always go on repeat The world needs wannabes, ah! The world loves the wannabes, ah! Let's get some more wannabes, ah! Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!