You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more
And they call me Mr. Natural, on down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt, white sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always begging me to take them on macrobiotic trips
Yes they are
But at night I take out my strong box that I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet where nobody else can see
I open that lid so slowly, take a peek up north, down south
Then I pull out a hostess Twinkie and I pop it in my mouth
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me
Applause
At lunchtime you can always find me at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt from my hand-thrown pottery jar
And sipping a little hand-pressed cider with a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face in a natural way on the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Yes I do
But when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all by myself
I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, a Dr. Pepper and an old moon pie
I sit back in glorious expectation of a genuine junk food high
I'm Mr. Natural
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me
My friends down at the commune, they think I'm pretty neat
I don't know a thing about their arts and crafts, but I give them all something to eat
I was a friend to old Yule Gibbons, rest his soul, I only eat homegrown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn filled up with my brown rice, you know I do
But lately I have been spotted with a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders with a face as white as death
I'm afraid someday they'll find me just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles potato chips and a ding dong by my head
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me
I'm a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me