I can't wait to let you down Maybe dozens or hundreds of times, I'm sure I'll lose count Yeah, I can't wait to let you down Maybe dozens or hundreds of times, I'm sure I'll lose count I'll breeze through the doorway and stand you up on your birthday We'll only hang out at my place And even though I'm a wearer, I don't care Worked so hard to get here, now it's cufflinks and a cashmere Put it on the company card I'll say I started at the bottom And I promise that I'm not some trust fund kid whose dad worked hard So let's make a toast to all the beautiful people Looking so regal, not knowing what's real Yeah, I can't wait to let you down Maybe dozens or hundreds of times, I'm sure I'll lose count I'll breeze through the doorway and stand you up on your birthday We'll only hang out at my place And even though I'm a wearer, I don't care Probably at the airport waiting on my escort To pick me up and take me away Did you see my name as you drove through town On a ten-foot sign looking straight down at Everyone who's looking at me So let's make a toast to all the beautiful people Looking so regal, not knowing what's real Yeah, I can't wait to let you down Maybe dozens or hundreds of times, I'm sure I'll lose count Yeah, I can't wait to let you down Maybe dozens or hundreds of times, I'm sure I'll lose count I'll breeze through the doorway and stand you up on your birthday We'll only hang out at my place And even though I'm a wearer, I don't care