La la la la la la Just One Drink Gonna keep it mellow Responsible night for a polite fellow Say hello to my friends and comrades Don't bend to offend So I say perhaps Just Two Drink As a social courtesy We can raise a glass to our past fraternity And certainly a perfectly normal and formal get together But it's been forever Since we gathered so whatever Just Three Drink For the sake of the old times Receive at tequila shops with a dish full of cold Lime The whole night laughing remembering all the old lines Never used to work but I can give them another try Just Four Drink You know, take the edge off And had a hard week I deserve to get soft Pick up another round as my friends depart And they may not stick around but I just got started Feel so much better than usual I feel indisputable Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I think that I might be beautiful Just Five Drink Fucking treat myself Or the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf Spend like God but on heirs to sell it Crowd pretends not to care But I know they're jealous Just Six Drink Let's let the dogs of war I'm gonna start a fucking riot Till I'm tossed out the front door Zero to sixty I can turn on a dime I'm hitting bottom And I'm feeling like committing a crime Just Eight Drink Maybe I've lost count I can't remember the night What I drank or the amount Fading in and out My very consciousness is crumbling Sorry, was I saying something? Just One Drink Soaring out of the hospital Is it hair or the dog? If you stay drunk it don't stop at all Another night Losing it more than I can afford Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure? Feel so much better than usual I'm feeling dis-beautiful Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh But now I'm feeling so beautiful Don't wake me up from this spell I wonder if I'm still breathing I know that I will be ugly when I feel like myself again Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh But now I'm feeling so beautiful Bottle of scotch Soup on the rocks with a shot of cachaça Vodka, sake, kamikaze With a handle of sherry A cherry brandy With a Jäger chaser champagne float A bourbon hot toddy And a teacup, a throat coat Martini, Bellini Negroni, Bailey's Kahlua, Sambuca Soju, Polo, a mojito Gillett, Frangelico Guinness, Tequila, Manhattan A margarita, old-fashioned driver Moving something I can't taste Cause I'm so trash Trolls rearing over I'm slower shoulder to shoulder With no one stumbling Sobering, making friends with a smoker I know I'm less than a blight And sing a fight with the ground Then someone hits the lights As they close for the night Now, I try to look at heaven And I can't see the stars A billion trillion eyes are winking As I walk between parked cars Metabolizing liquor While I'm losing my friends I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow Then I'll do it again Feel so much better than usual I'm feeling this beautiful Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh But now I'm feeling so beautiful Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under, if I'm still breathing I know that I will be ugly when I feel like myself again Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh But now I'm feeling so beautiful My vision is blurry As long as I'm thirsty Nobody can hurt me Hurt me, hurt me