I guess you heard I was pedaled to the metal on a downhill slide Girl, you know those rumors get to flyin' in a town this size You know I didn't feel a thing when you threw that ring and slammed the door If you wanna know the truth, you gotta go straight to the source Ask any old barstool in this town, ask my newfound party crowd Should I take more Jack in my Coke now, a little more high in my smoke now Should I stay till the wrong loan, no, and I take the long way home But I ain't sittin' round tryin' to drown upon a view Ask any old barstool I can finally stretch out in a king-size bed if I make it that far But fillin' in all these blanks you left isn't all that hard No, I ain't wonderin' where you've been or who you've been with I guess you didn't hurt me half as bad as you think you did Ask any old barstool in this town, ask my newfound party crowd Should I take more Jack in my Coke now, a little more high in my smoke now Should I stay till the wrong loan, no, and I take the long way home But I ain't sittin' round tryin' to drown upon a view Ask any old barstool Yeah, you think I'm down and out, hiding out, a little bit crazy But that ain't me, baby Ask any old barstool in this town, ask my newfound party crowd Should I take more Jack in my Coke now, but I'm a long way from broke now Should I stay till the wrong loan, no, and I take the long way home But I ain't sittin' round tryin' to drown upon a view Ask any old barstool Yeah, ask any old barstool I guess you heard I was peddled to the metal on a downhill slide