Don't you ever lie to me again!
I didn't lie to you!
You didn't lie to me, you didn't lie to me!
You wouldn't know the truth if it hit
you in the face you look down like-
I don't say anything you're gonna regret!
Why I-
How could you believe me when I said I loved
you when you know I've been a liar all my
life?
I can't believe what you put me through!
I had that reputation since I was a youth.
You're telling me-
You must have been insane to think I'd tell you the truth!
How could you believe me when I said we'd marry-
Don't say it, don't say it!
When you know I'd rather hang than have a wife?
I asked you not to say it.
I know I said-
What?
I'd make you mine.
But who would know that you would go for that old line?
I'll kill you!
How could you believe me when I said I
love you when you know I've been a liar?
I know you've been a liar!
I've been nothing but a liar!
Nothing but a liar!
All my doggone cheating life!
You said you would love me long.
I don't even know what that means.
And never would do me wrong.
Oh honey, you know I never would.
And faithful you'd always be.
Now,
oh baby,
you must be loony to trust a lower than low two-timer like me.
You said I'd have everything.
Yes, and I meant that!
A beautiful diamond ring.
Well, maybe pyrite.
A bungalow by the sea.
What?
Gabby stuff!
You're really naive to have a believer full of baloney phony like me.
Say, how about the time you went to Indiana?
I know,
Indiana! I was lying! I was down in Alabama!
You said you had some business you had to complete.
I did,
but what I was doing,
I would be a cad to repeat.
Yeah,
what about the evenings you were with your mother?
I was romping with another honey lamb.
Tippy,
you swore our love was real! Yeah,
but baby,
let us not forget that I'm a healer.
I'll kill you!
How could you believe me when I said I
love you when you know I've been a liar?
I know you've been a liar!