I met a girl one Friday night in a bar in Glasgow town She poured me up a whisky and she told me to sit down We talked all through the night until the sun began to rise And I knew my heart was hers when I looked into her eyes Ring-ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh, ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh Well, I knew my heart was hers when I looked into her eyes She had some mails and graces from a high-class part of town And talked about the places that she'd want to travel round And I was scared to ask if she would come along with me Cause I knew that I'd be punching, she's a nine and I'm a three Ring-ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh, ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh Well, I knew that I'd be punching, she's a nine and I'm a three I borrowed all the money that my dad was saving by She told me that she wants to see the deserts in Dubai And then we went to Barcelona, Paris, Venice, Rome I was happy with my true love a million miles away from home Ring-ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh, ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh I was happy with my true love a million miles away from home Her savings bundled quickly but I didn't tell her so A thousand other places where my girl wanted to go So I just played along till all my cash flow was gone She said, I've got some money, you go home, I'll carry on Ring-ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh, ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh Well, I knew that I'd be punching, she's a nine and I'm a three Ring-ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh, ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh She said, I've got some money, you go home, I'll carry on So now I'm back in Glasgow thinking of what could have been And keep checking on her pictures, see the places I should have seen So I think there's a lesson that you'll need to learn from me Don't act bigger than you are, take a girl from a random bar Around the world, straight to far, without a credit card Ring-ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh, ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh Well, don't act bigger than you are, without a credit card Ring-ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh, ding-ding-dee-la-dee-oh Well, don't act bigger than you are, without a credit card