Hey, what a great day for a swim.
Yeah, why are you wearing a shirt?
Too many hickeys on my neck.
Oh,
the girl I was with last night scratched my back.
So you've also been having sex?
Yes.
We need love, not meaningless sex.
You've got a round butt, we're not impressed.
So many girls want to get in our pants,
but we're not whores.
We need romance.
Hey, girl.
Girl.
You look good.
Good.
I want you to know that I would.
Do you?
Frequently.
Like riding my hog?
It's nothing to me.
You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't.
Call me the magic man,
now you see it,
now you don't.
When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours.
Do the same.
Make you horny, baby.
Austin Powers.
My ocean's got motion.
But also girth.
The closest thing you'll feel?
To giving birth.
I'm a butt man.
And I like boobs.
Put them together, and we like you.
I don't care that you're overweight.
I see your soul, and you look great.
We love all colors, shapes, and sizes.
Except Steve's new girlfriend,
who's a * slut.
We need love, not meaningless sex.
You've got a round butt, we're not impressed.
Just two Don Juans looking for a more.
It could be you, if you're not a *.
I'm guy number one.
I'll massage your back.
Same.
Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack.
If it's your time of the month,
I'll call it a night.
I'm guy number two.
I don't run red lights.
If I was with you,
I'd need at least ten rubbers.
Your poontanks stink.
I don't need another lover.
I wear condoms too,
but when they break,
it's bad.
Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad.
Cause we're the freaks of the industry.
You a freak guy one?
Oh you got that G. What about you guy two?
Yes, me too.
I always get consent, before I screw.
I'm
not a guy who's gonna rape you.
Champagne.
Waterbed.
Satin covers.
There you have it, another satisfied lover.
There you have it, another satisfied lover.
There you have it, another satisfied lover.
Everyone!
There you have it, another satisfied lover.
Come on!
There you have it, another satisfied lover.
We need love, not meaningless sex.
You got a round butt, we're not impressed.
We're two Casanovas, not pieces of meat.
But pull down our pants,
you'll like what you see.