Like Leo in the Revenant, Abel in that Bible bit Revenge is sweet, isn't it? Really, really hope for it I know that it won't fix a thing Song like this that I could sing for you All the feels you make me do, nightmare f***in' comin' true Wish I was a lawyer, I would sue you Sue you, take your dog, take your house, take your shoes, take your heart Now here comes that singing part I'm daydreaming Let me count the ways How I'll get you, oh how I'll make you pay Babe, I'm hurting, and now you feel the same That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge is sweet We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge is sweet Now here's where girlfriends come in hand Especially those that understand Crime's a crime, but listen, man Really cannot give a damn We've all been through this kind of thing Say the word, we'd make it sting for him He can't just get away with it Eye for eye, you pizza You treat us like a garbage pit Let me at him Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it Here's that singing part again I'm daydreaming Let me count the ways How I'll get you, oh how I'll make you pay Babe, I'm hurting, and now you feel the same That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan, uh huh We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge is sweet We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge Together, together, together We could take revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge is sweet Well in the beginning we felt like we was meant to be I fell for you and skinned my knee But hell with any injury Eventually you'll get up gingerly Feels like it'll take a century to heal But just know that I will But for trying to make amends I'd rather take revenge You're sticking safety pins inside my atrium Your day begins at 8pm You hit the ATM in my Mercedes Benz With all your lady friends Hit the club and you go out Don't know a sum Cause when I calculate the times you cheated And I total up all the amounts It doesn't add up Cause you say that just giving out your number doesn't count I hate you Then see me with someone new Get mad and flip it Look how bad you spin it First you turn your back on me Then tell me that I stabbed you in it Stabbed you in it Stabbed you in it Stabbed you in it Stabbed you in it So when you're driving Driving to his house And you pass me While I'm driving to hers Just remember You cheated on me first You're a who You're a who This is more Fellas, ladies We can do Revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge Together Together Together We can take revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge is sweet So sweet We can do Revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge Together Together Together We can take revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge is sweet Yeah! No!