Oh no, you don't dare Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you I think I have a crush I can't, I think I'm falling for him Oh no Why not? Women have been making bad choices Since the beginning of time Are you gonna be another one of mine? Used to think you were from out of space Who's that broad guy in your place? You're kinda cute when you're not so shy Well, I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys You used to be so high, I'll impact most of all But now you're changing into something I just can't ignore Charlie, oh Leslie I've been hurt like this before Is there really more to you Than what I always thought? How can you surprise me anymore? He's got a girlfriend, you flake Why are they only nice when they're unavailable? Don't wanna be another split-crossed lover We all know how that ends I'm better off without him We're better off as friends Well, I've been here before Have I come back for more? Another chapter in the history of wrong guys Yesterday no spark, my heart aching allure But today I'm feeling something I just can't ignore Charlie, oh Leslie I've been hurt like this before The history of wrong guys Chapter one, he's a bum Two, he's not into you Three, he's a sleaze Four, loves the girl next door Five, loves the boy next door Six, don't love you no more Makes you insecure Makes you so unsure Is so immature Loves his mother more Or has a girlfriend named Nicola Or Charlie, oh Leslie I've been hurt like this before I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought But I won't be burned anymore Eh, where you off to? I've been executized