Rhymes,
rhymes,
sweet rhymes,
fine rhymes.
Rhymes,
fine rhymes,
sweet rhymes have I.
Sly rhymes,
dry rhymes, neat rhymes have I.
Who were too prone to be prosaic?
I bring my own panacea,
an iota of iambic and a tittle of trochaic,
added to a small amount of onomatopoeia.
Lays that sing with rhymes have I.
Who plays that ring like chimes have I.
Happy rhymes, like money makes you sunny.
Spicy rhymes, like virtue can't hurt you.
Lined rhymes,
the camel's a mammal,
and others very various
and matters multifarious, like beard, sheared,
Bernouce, loose, stairs, prayers, musk, kiosk,
minaret,
and parapet,
and many more that I'll beget betimes.
Rhymes have I, rhymes have I, I have I.
Rhymes, bright rhymes, true rhymes has he.
Rhymes, bright rhymes, new rhymes has he.
Thoughtful rhymes,
like learning leads to burning.
Thoughts, your thinking.
Helpful rhymes.
Sinning is thinning,
and others miscellaneous and matters more extraneous.
Like crutch.
Clutch.
Look.
Hook.
Vagrant.
Fragrant.
Dervish.
Kervish.
Horn.
Worn.
Caravan.
Afghanistan.
Dramadary.
Very hairy.
Very hairy.
Very sorry.
Songs of sense and pertinence in reference to all events and climes.
Rhymes have I. Rhymes have I. Rhymes has she.
Rhymes has he.
Rhymes have we.
Rhymes have we.
We have rhymes.