We've certainly got some quality up here tonight, folks
Will Mr. Ten-Years-Running come out on top, or is it time for fresh meat?
Juggling, it's objectively cool
Our returning champ is nobody's fool
But what's this? The twins bring it up to the wire
Also, they're on fire
That points for style (points for style)
The crowd goes wild (crowd goes wild)
It's the pie gag and the twins want a taste
But what's this? Hits Fizz in the face
He takes the cake and he eats it too
He's hungry to win, and he's covered in goo
That points for cream, the crowd screams
Ba-ba-balloons, he's pumpin' them out
From where I'm sittin', you can hear the crowd
Not give a *, 'cause the twins are here
They're full of sin, and they're here to win
Holy moly, things are not looking good for Fizzarolli