♪ Lying in bed with a pain in my head Reading a book that's already been read with a feeling Hearing a sound I go looking around My thought hangs behind me and I nearly jump to the ceiling But you would jump too You would jump too If it happened to you In my life What a fright ♪ Back in the bed with a feeling of dread Then I caught the smell and suddenly said we're on fire ♪ Opened the window and threw myself out Jumped to the ground and hit an old burning tire ♪ But you would jump too You would jump too If it happened to you In my life What a fright ♪ Must have been born a loser No picker or chooser would want to be me I'm a loser you see I'm a loser ♪ Went out on a date but didn't stay late I had a few drinks and then I felt great Feeling real nice Met a girl in a pub and bought her some coffee Met a girl in a club and I told her Now she's in the club and that makes twice But you would jump too You would jump too If it happened to you In my life What a fright ♪ Must have been born a loser No picker or chooser would want to be me I'm a loser you see I'm a loser ♪ I love to go wandering Along the mountain track I'm a loser ♪ I'm a loser ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ I'm a loser ♪