Some people like to head to the bars
When life is hitting just a little too hard
Some people like to float out and fish
Some people like to whine and bitch
Well, everybody needs a little head vacation
Everybody's got their vice
I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station
And I'm about to roll up mine
I smoke weed
And I don't give a damn
Zip a lock in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding, Mr. Officer
Unless you're a cop
Or down
Oh, weed
Just about every day
First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I
I smoke weed
Well, you could say I found a natural prescription
For an undiagnosed medical condition
If you're a cop
You ain't got your own, that's fine
Hell, I share mine
Cause I
Swore
Weed
And I don't give a damn
Zip a lock in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now
Just kidding, Mr. Officer
Unless you're a cop
Oh, weed
Just about every day
First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid
If there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I
I smoke weed
Yeah, I smoke
Well, it's illegal out in California
And a couple other places, too
But around here we still gotta buy
From some real shaker
But man, of course I want to make money


I don't know what we could actually do
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Whoa!
I don't give a damn
And I don't give a damn
Zip a lock in my pocket with a couple of grams
There's a pretty good chance
That I'm high, right now
Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down
Oh wee, just about every day
First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid
And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me
It's that I, I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed
I smoke weed