It's been a real long
335 days
And the
last time
It wasn't good anyway
I'm so
lonely Lonely with a capital H if you know what I
mean I've been sitting on the washing machine
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive For
a late night call for a real good time
Ain't no new notches on my belt And
I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself
911 it's officially a cry for help
Y'all I'm going through a dry spell
So tell me What's a self-respecting girl to do?
I got the bacon And no one to bring it home to
It's a drought out here
Waiting on a storm
I think it's time for Me to take the bull by the horns
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive For
a late night call for a real good time
Ain't no new notches on my belt And
I'm tired of keeping my hands to myself
911 it's officially a cry for help
Y'all I'm going through a dry spell
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive For
a late night call for a real good time
Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay Ain't
nobody but the chickens are getting laid
911 it's officially a cry for help
Y'all I'm going through a dry spell