I remember when
Weekends used to be two or three shots followed by a couple of others
Wake up, have a beer, never needed to recover
A cold red Gatorade and I feel great
Now it's a bottle of Advil and the whole night stays
My old tricks don't work anymore They
don't get it done like they did before
Yeah,
the cold hard truth is getting harder
to swallow I guess I'm younger than me
It's hard to follow my old ways Ain't working for me
Sometimes I still wake up and think I'm 23 All my
elders used to tell me this would happen for sure
Now my old tricks don't work anymore
Now, now,
you think that's such, man, listen
Stupid jokes would make her laugh Compliments would make her smile
Kisses on her neck always used to drive her wild
All the things I used to do I can't get away with
Like saying hunting with the boys is a business trip
My old tricks don't work anymore They
don't get it done like they did before
Yeah,
the cold hard truth is getting harder
to swallow I guess I'm younger than me
It's hard to follow my old ways Ain't working for me
Sometimes I still wake up and think I'm 23 All my
elders used to tell me this would happen for sure
Now my old tricks don't work anymore
Here we go!
Wait, where are we going?
They just don't work anymore
My old tricks don't work anymore They
don't get it done like they did before
Yeah,
the cold hard truth is getting harder
to swallow I guess I'm younger than me
It's hard to follow my old ways Ain't working for me
Sometimes I still wake up and think I'm 23 All my
elders used to tell me this would happen for sure
Now my old tricks don't work anymore
No, no!
We ain't getting any younger, are we?